While I’m pulling myself together and working out how to put myself out there again, let’s start paving the way to future success together. First things first, to attract your Frenchman, if Frenchman you must have, you can put the odds in your favour with 10 easy-to-follow tips.
Here’s Tip #1:
The way to a Frenchman’s heart is through his stomach, yes. But while cooking up a feast, you must also look fabulous. Which means no sweatpants, like ever. So take those washed out sweatpants with the saggy knees out of your closet right now and throw them in the trash.
Side note: remember, cook as you might, your cooking will probably never be as good as your Frenchman’s mother’s cooking. Don’t take it personally.
Now, tarts are my speciality. And as it happens, here’s a little something I just rustled up for dinner: a courgette and tomato tart with Moroccan pepper and mustard for a bit of a nonchalant kick. Naturally, while cooking I was wearing a cocktail dress, full make-up and stilettos, not forgetting my perfectly manicured scarlet red nails and winning pearly white smile.
I think you get the gist of it.