So date with Frenchman #2. Didn’t happen. I couldn’t wait any longer so I texted him yesterday while waiting for a friend and he texted me some light reply:
Me: So no raclette? I guess you ate it all yourself, oink.
Him: Pig, me, no! Girls are the oinkers. I’m busy working. And I can’t find the raclette machine.
Another one bites the dust. Terminated. Deleted from my phone.
Nugget of intel on this one: some French guys are quite happy just texting you. Decide you don’t want to reply to one of their messages however and you’ll get some sappy text from them like – Where did you go? 🙁
It’s like they’re hooked on text dating. They’re also obsessed with emoticons. A little bit of interaction on their cell with a woman goes a long way. And there’s zero commitment! It’s a win, win!