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Now, sex with a Frenchman is a topic that comes up very often in my analytics. You know who you are :)) So let’s delve into that a little….
After my last pretty miserable experience with a Frenchman, I learned a few valuable lessons about when to have sex with a Frenchman. Here they are:
1) Do NOT have sex with a Frenchman if he wants to have sex more than he wants to have a relationship with you. In other words, if you’ve explained you want to wait a while longer and he still pressures you for sex, it means he doesn’t value what you’re saying. Which means he’s a horny bugger that wants to do it more than he wants to be with you.
2) Keep him dangling. DELAY sex as much as humanly possible. If you offer yourself on a platter, it’s too easy for him, and you’re like any other girl he’s slept with. You’re different, so differentiate yourself.
3) If he says, “I can’t take it anymore, if we don’t have sex I can’t see you anymore” or something along those lines, DUMP him.
4) If he gets moody, angry or mean because you’re not giving it up, DUMP him.
5) If he spends a huge amount of conversation time explaining why sex is important and how you need it to bond, DUMP him.
Voilà. Wonderful little nuggets to keep you warm at night. Hold on tight to them.